Cole Trailer!

The Cole trailer is up! You can watch it by going to the Cole the Movie website here.

Seattle Cold Readers... Success!

We had a great turn out for our inaugural Seattle Cold Readers event at the Alibi Room--meaning our little room in the basement was steamy with actors and writers and drinks were flowing. Check out the pictures below for proof:

Spectators eagerly await the first read.



Actors finish up the night with Ron Ford's "Graverobbers."

Our next show is November 20th--hope to see you there.

Zombies...

Recently, I may or may not have been asked if I have interest in pursuing a project about writing project zombies. Now, I believe my bread and butter writing begins and ends with realism—Cole is nothing but realistic, so much so that any time someone has read the script or seen the movie (did I mention that Cole is now a real movie?) they ask if it is autobiographical. Northbridge, my second script, is also a gritty realist piece, but given the circumstances of perhaps or perhaps not been asked to participate in a zombie project, I have been contemplating a couple of thoughts about the undead and given my current sleepless state, I figured I better get them down in writing.

So here we go:

Common Misconceptions about Zombies

1. They are unpatriotic
2. They do not dream
3. They are not concerned about personal hygiene
4. They do not appreciate the “finer things”
5. They do not fall in love

True Facts about Zombies

1. Zombies do not generally enjoy dessert after meals, but they do tip well if they have received adequate service.
   
2. Do not attempt to double cross a zombie—they will eat you.
   
3. They have pets, and, contrary to popular belief, a zombie will not eat his or her pet.
   
4. Zombies stay away from spas and bathhouses—they tend to fall apart when given a vigorous massage or spend too much time in a sauna.
   
5. Homosexual zombies are just like other zombies, except that they are homosexual. Contrary to popular belief, homosexual zombies do not spend their time in bathhouses—this would be suicide.

Favorite Words/Phrases in the Zombie Community

1. “How ya goin?” (brought into Zombie culture from the WAUU [West Aussie Undead United] rugby squad.)
   
2. “Errrrr…” (an oldie but a goodie)
   
3. “Catching a nook on the flipside,” (underdog hipster slang that means less than it says, unlikely to have much staying power.)
   
4. “Brains!!!” (social equivalent to “Nice shoes, wanna screw?”)
   
5. “Hella Cool.” (Sometimes timeless slang can translate to all cultures.)

Don't forget to come to Seattle Cold Readers tomorrow night!

Seattle Cold Readers

We're premiering Seattle Cold Readers Thursday night at the Alibi Room. This is the first big event I've hosted (at least I've got big dawg Keith Rivers working me), so come out and support us if you're in the Seattle area. Go to www.seattlecoldreaders.com for more info, or email me questions. 

Do you live in Canada?

If you live in Canada you can watch "Sleepless" online here. If you don't live in Canada you can still listen to an interview with Mike McLaughlin, director of the film. So click on the link. Support Canada. Support my film. 

I saw Cole

Jessica and I went up for a test screening for Cole on the 16th. I had butterflies in my stomach all day. Here's a quick recap of the events:

• Noon. We pack up the White Shadow and head north. 
• Noon thirty. We stop at Panda Express. I can barely eat my orange chicken. I tell Jessica I'm nervous. It's a weird feeling, getting ready to see your first produced feature film with a crowd of Canadians who will be judging the film for its flaws.
• 3:30pm. We cross the border. The border guard warns us not to give away the Crown Royal we bought at Duty Free otherwise we will be subject to duty. Now you know. 
• 4:30pm. We make it through Vancouver traffic and a confusing parking structure to meet up with Dylan and Kimani (Cole's producers at the Blenz coffee shop at Seymour and Richards. They fill me in on Cole (it's on its third cut, it looks great, they really want me to see it to get my feedback). They just got back from the Toronto Film Festival, having meetings about Cole and Northbridge, the other feature I optioned to them. They hope to wrap up the work on Cole by December and film Northbridge in the spring (if all goes well). We talk about my new script, A Change of Fate (they like it and give me a couple of notes for a rewrite), and a new script I've started. A girl at the coffee shop gets her purse stolen and asks to borrow Dylan's cell phone. Flustered, she realizes Dylan is acting agent (she is an aspiring actress), and stresses out between canceling her credit cards and pitching her talents to him. 
• 6:00pm. We make it to the small theater at Vancouver Film School. A theater I routinely had classes at just two years ago. Sean Minogue, a former classmate, sets up the theater for us. People arrive. Irene Nelson (producer). Richard de Klerk (Cole Chambers). Kevin Eastwood (line producer). Jason James (producer). Carl Bessai (Director). about 20 test viewers. Hugs and handshakes all around. I barely recognize Richard with an attempt at a beard and slick-back hair. He says he wanted to come in disguise. 
• 6:20pm. Carl introduces the movie and we're off. Everything sounds echoey. we realize that the theater sound is set to "Sci-Fi." Sound is fixed and we start over. 
• 6:30pm. Unbelievable. 
• Around 7:00pm. I watch a scene and it hits me that I wrote this. The dialogue, the actions. Crazy. People are laughing when they're supposed to laugh, and not laughing when they're not supposed to laugh. I squeeze Jessica's hand. 
• 7:30pm. I find myself wondering what comes next even though I know. The movie is surrounding me and I believe that it's real. 
• 7:45pm. There I am! I made the cut (at least this one--at dinner, we all agree my scene needs to go. Oh, well, I had my 15 seconds.)
• 8:00pm. Black screen. The words, "End Credits." Lights come up. Amazingly, everyone claps. Crazy. 
• 8:15pm. Irene asks me if I liked it, if it met my expectations. Everyone is smiling. They look like they just had a good time. They fill out their comment sheets and filter out. The movie needs another edit or two to fix sound and a few rough edges, but it's there. It's really there. 
• 9:00pm. Dylan, Kimani, Jana (Kimani's wife and a bartender in the movie), Sean, Jessica and I all eat dinner at the Yaletown Brewery. We all are happy. We just saw a good movie. we rehash just about every scene, smiles on our faces. Jana asks me how I feel. All my  words are gone. 
• 11:30pm. We cross the border back to Seattle. The border guard asks me what the purpose of our visit was. "I'm a screenwriter," I say. "We saw a test screening for my movie." "How'd it go?" he asks. I pause. "Good. Really good." 

Good Publicity for Maia & Jonah

The Edmonton Journal interviews Mike McLaughlin, erstwhile director of "Maia and Jonah," a feature film I wrote that he turned into a short. Read about Mike's career and his thoughts on the film here.

In other news, the energy drink that I had before I got an appendectomy denies any correlation between the drink and my illness. So there.