In other news, I did have my appendix out early last Friday morning. Here is a brief e-mail exchange I had with an energy drink company regarding the situation:
Last week, my girlfriend and I moved into a new apartment and I was left to much of the heavy lifting. I have only had a handful of energy drinks in my life, but I was feeling zapped and thirsty and so I had a [x company's energy drink] both days of our move. This was my first time trying your product. The [x company's energy drink] gave me energy, no doubt, but the following day, I had an awful stomachache and 24 hours later I went to the emergency room and had to have my appendix taken out. [x company's energy drink] was the only new thing I introduced to my diet that week--so a part of me associates drinking [x company's energy drink] with getting an appendectomy. Is there anything you can do to ease my concerns? Thank you for your time. Feel free to call me on my cell phone number above.
Adam:
Thanks for visiting the [x company's energy drink] website.
Due to the technical nature of your question, I have forwarded you e-mail to Dr. [deleted name], Technical Director to the [x company's energy drink] Company. He will contact you direct to answer your question.
We appreciate your further patience and understanding in this matter.
Later,
[deleted name] @ [x company's energy drink]
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I will be sure to update the status of my complaint as soon as I hear from Dr. [deleted name].